The first step to breaking an addiction is to come clean. It'd probably be best if you posted pics of yourself in said stockings so it's all out in the open! ;^)
Well, as they sang in Gypsy, "you gotta have a gimmick." And mine's the walker I use in my act. And that projection of my AARP identification card I put up behind me on stage. But, truly: I am a very classy dame. You know, like Gypsy Rose Lee and Bettie Page were.
Yes, I am old. I'm a lady, and a lady never reveals her true age. I will tell you this: when I was born, Truman was President.
;) me too
ReplyDeleteThe first step to breaking an addiction is to come clean. It'd probably be best if you posted pics of yourself in said stockings so it's all out in the open! ;^)
ReplyDeleteNothing to be sad about darling. If it makes you feel better I could take some of your stockings off your hands....excuse me.....legs
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