Granny went to the best benefit ever last night...

in her black Marlene Dietrich tailcoat, black latex shorts and fishnets. And they had a SPANKING booth! Granny got three of the best spankings she ever got, all to benefit a deserving charity! My fanny feels great today, and I'm ready to be naughty all over again! Usually I'm the one dishing out the discipline, so this was a fun switch!

It's Friday, and you know what that means!

A new episode in Granny Panty's "Charm and Etiquette School for Strippers" goes live!  This week, Granny demonstrates (in the most lady-like way possible) the good old burlesque BUMP AND GRIND! I had a lot of fun making this episode, although we had to tape it twice due to a technical failure.

This weekend Babe Jaeger and I are going to do a new photo shoot and tie-in video for eventual airing on YouTube. I'm excited. It's a tribute to one of my all-time favorite movie stars!

And I'm in rehearsal for my mid-February live show these days. Wish me luck!

Thanks for all the kind words...

about the latest set of pinups with the silk stockings!

But, let me say that Granny cannot hold a candle to She who is the epitome of all a beautiful older woman should be.  Catherine Deneuve (pictured above in 2002, when she would have been 59)!  I will admit to harboring a terrific girl-crush for her, and I long have done!  There's a true beauty who constantly inspires me.  Sigh.  Hers is the face that could launch a thousand ships, a million fantasies!

J'aime cette femme!

And the winner is...

Thanks, everyone who gave me their feedback and input!

This is the design that will be on the Charm and Etiquette School for Strippers diploma and t-shirts!

Babe Jaeger and I have been slaving away all afternoon...

photographing that new chaise lounge and those new silk stockings of mine.  Oh, yeah -- I'm wearing the stockings.  I didn't just drape them over the chaise lounge :)  Take a look at the new set up on my flickr site (see link in sidebar) and let me know what you think!  Just wish you could feel the stockings.  They are heavenly.  My darling blog readers get this extra picture!

Aside from the photo session, I've been making more new costumes for the show I'll be in in February and for another upcoming shoot.  I'm trying to imagine what a burlesque costume made by Coco Chanel would look like and then make it.  And I also made a costume that's a tribute to Gypsy Rose Lee!

It's Friday, and you know what that means!

New episodes of Charm and Etiquette School for Strippers just went live on YouTube!  This week:  legwork and proper facial expressions!

Thank you, Gay Place and the Austin Chronicle!

You Down With Granny P?

Thanks, Andy!  Thanks, K8!

And now, all you new Bobs and Tinas out there:  welcome to Granny Panty's Charm and Etiquette School for Strippers!

Now get yourself over to YouTube and start doing your homework!  A new lesson goes live every Friday!  Look for the link in the sidebar to your right.

Just back from stripper dance class!

It was fun tonight and a real hot, sweaty workout!

And now I need to start working out the choreography for my number in a show I'm in February 12 and 13.  I'm using Cole Porter's "Love for Sale" as the music.  I thought it was funny and ironic:  "Appetizing young love for sale..."  I'm using Shirley MacLaine's character Charity and Giuiletta Masina's character Cabiria as my inspirations.  You know, shopworn angels, hookers with hearts of gold.

I meant to tell you that my recent radio interview went well.  I think the hosts were a little surprised when I showed up in full burlesque costume, but what's a girl to do?  It was funny to see people at the radio station looking in the booth while the show was on the air, trying to figure out who on earth the dame with the pink feather boa was!  When the show's archived in a few days, I'll post the link here.   Heath, Steve and K8:  if you're reading, you are all dolls, and thanks so much for having me on!

And I've got to get everything ready for a special Valentine's Day photo shoot.  Darling readers, I have a brand new piece of FURNITURE to ride for you!

Sweet dreams now!

Making costumes because I'm going to be on the radio Tuesday...

and I can't very well go on without a new costume, now can I?  Can't disappoint the listeners.

Wait.  They can't see me, can they?

Oh, well!  I'm making new costumes anyway!  Any excuse, right?

New two-part episode of "Charm and Etiquette School for Strippers" is up

...and it's all about stockings!

Plus there's a new peepshow up -- very melodramatic.  I was inspired by Douglas Sirk and Lana Turner movies.

Logo designs: a poll.

Darling readers, which of these two possible Granny Panty logos do you prefer?

It's Friday, and you know what that means!

New episodes in "Granny Panty's Charm and Etiquette School for Strippers" are now showing on YouTube!  This week:  how to walk, how to select stripper gloves, and how to take them off!

GrannyPantyBurlesque Channel

You fabulous UK stocking enthusiasts...

are rocking my flickr pin-up site with your dry humor.  Thanks for all the comments!  And, my goodness!  Over 2,000 hits in just twenty-four hours?  I know we have a six-hour time difference, but do you folks ever sleep over there?

And when you do, do you dream of stockings, like me?

I just uploaded a special picture I made just for you to the SHQ gallery featuring the same Cervin bi-color RHT stockings in the candid snapshot above.  Mister Z is giving me smucks when I finally came home from shooting a video yesterday here. 

Sweet dreams!

Oh, my goodness!

One of my youtube videos got a splash page "feature" on New Year's Eve and so I got nearly a thousand hits on my very first peepshow!  The Granny Panty Burlesque channel is off and running!

New episodes of "Charm and Etiquette School for Strippers" go live on Fridays -- until the series concludes after twelve episodes, that is!  I have several videos canned and waiting to be released already.

Thank you, so much, everyone who's watching!  I hope you're enjoying the videos just a fraction as much as I'm enjoying making them!   Click here if you need the URL