I didn't put this in the poll, but what about Granny Panty's STRIPPERCISE?
You know, 1980's style, and I can wear legwarmers:)
And it can be like Jane Fonda's workout video from back in the day!
And it could be my excuse to record a heavy breathing Serge Gainsbourg/Jane Birkin-inspired song to go with it!
Well, as they sang in Gypsy, "you gotta have a gimmick." And mine's the walker I use in my act. And that projection of my AARP identification card I put up behind me on stage. But, truly: I am a very classy dame. You know, like Gypsy Rose Lee and Bettie Page were.
Yes, I am old. I'm a lady, and a lady never reveals her true age. I will tell you this: when I was born, Truman was President.