It's pouring, and Granny's been sewing on sequins.
Here's a preview of next weekend's photo shoot costumes. Turquoise with leopard lace rhumba panties, and ruby red burlesque "bump" belt and bra. What do you think?
Well, as they sang in Gypsy, "you gotta have a gimmick." And mine's the walker I use in my act. And that projection of my AARP identification card I put up behind me on stage. But, truly: I am a very classy dame. You know, like Gypsy Rose Lee and Bettie Page were.
Yes, I am old. I'm a lady, and a lady never reveals her true age. I will tell you this: when I was born, Truman was President.
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